“Do you know they say if you have your drink with a straw, you get high faster?”
“How does that work?”
“Well, I am not sure, but I think it’s because your alcohol usually settles at the bottom of the glass and when you use a straw, you are directly sipping in the alcohol, instead of mixing it with the other stuff in the cocktail”
“You should try that with the drink you are having now”
“Uh, this is scotch on the rocks”
And there goes another man who is thrown aback when he sees a woman have that particular drink.